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Me as a teenage girl in a top/bottom discourse: Character A is totally a top and character B is totally a bottom!
Me as an adult and a verse in a top/bottom discourse: Wow, I almost forgot some people aren't verses... Anyway, character A and character B totally switch!

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Reading some fanfics is like "I don't know who the hell are these people and why do they have the same names as characters in my otp but I can't stop reading this because the story is compelling as fuck."